he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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