we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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