Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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