belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Fuck appropriateness.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You almost got us killed.
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