did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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