I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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