doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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