the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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