I must be too annoying 4 u.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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