11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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