If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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