I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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