He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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