so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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