You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
