You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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