i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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