honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
last night I used snow as a chaser
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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