Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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