turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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