Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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