just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
