I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
