he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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