Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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