Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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