That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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