Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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