I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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