You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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