Porn is love you can see.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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