I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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