Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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