I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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