Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
MIDGETS
????
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
do nipples grow back?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize