covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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