Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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