Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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