I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he laminated a picture of his dick.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
