and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
But break dance skills will only take you so far
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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