Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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