rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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