Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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