Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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