More tranny stories later!
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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