nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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