I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We left the knife in your bed.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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