We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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