ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize