Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
