Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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