He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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