Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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