Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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