Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
he fucked my hip out of place.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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